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A - They both suck without Cream
A - A splash.
A - Three, if you slice them thin enough.
A - One matures.
A - He lies on the bed so that the room is spinning around it.
A - Drunk and late......... as usual
A - Two lead guitarists playing in unison.
A - Put sheet music in front of him.
A - His amplifier.
A - Depends on how far you throw it.
A - So the rest of the band can understand them.
A - "Will the defendant please rise ..."
A - You can negotiate with the PLO.
A - Shine a flashlight in his ear.
A - The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
A - He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
A - Both suck when you plug them in.
A - None. They just steal somebody else's light!
A - You know it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it.
A - 5, One to change the bulb, and four to say "I could have done better than that"
A - Someone who knows how to play Heavy Metal Music but doesn't.
A - The dog knows when to stop Howling.
A - The Electric Guitar burns longer.
A - Who cares ?
A - Two electric guitar players are playing in tune.
A - A Stratocaster burns hotter; a Les Paul burns longer.